revolution

the phrase 'you never know what you had till its gone' came true today. whatsApp had a sabbathical and suddenly everyone started complaining  because nothing was the same. someone out there was almost close to getting the nudes that God had been saving him for when a revolution kind of blackout occured. someone was about to cheat on their spouse via the evil app by having phone sex when the unthinkable happened, the application just simply shut down like a Bulawayo factory. mark Douchebag is probably out there sipping on skyy vodka and watching facebook make another 16 billion dollars through overuse. i have had my memory card crash on me, my hard drive crush on me, a girl had a crush on me but never did i expect whatsapp to crush my heart like this. i was in the process of sending someone a ' hey stranger' message when the blackout occured. they could at least have worn a condom before screwing us.