THE ONE

Something has been bothering me of late, everyone has been claiming that they are the one. the one that has money, the one who knows the answers to everything and the one who knows all the beautiful women on earth. funny thing is no one claims to be the one that made an ugly chick pregnant.  i am usualy not a person to be left out when it comes to trends so i am joining in on this bandwagon. i am the one that can finaly eradicate this thing called swag. now swag has different definitions but the universal one seems to be your fashion sense and money....... lots of it. now only two things can destroy swag, hunger and cold weather. the type of hunger that leaves your mouth looking white and no amount of lip licking can stop this. and cold weather when you are wearing your favourite t shirt and you want everyone to see it. well, you get cold to the bone. this will destroy all your swag. now i am yet to come up with other ways but then this is a good start. please tell me im not the one. now here is a definition of what swag is taken from the urban dictionery ; The most used word in the whole fucking universe. Douche bags use it, your kids use it, your mail man uses it, and your fucking dog uses it. If you got swag, you generally wear those shitty hats side way, and your ass hanging out like a fucking goof cause your pants are half way down your white ass legs. To break down the word, it means (Secretly We Are Gay). It is also a word that means to represent yourself/ the way you represent yourself, baggy clothes, shitty hats, small penis and basically a way to say your afraid to come out of the closet.